A certain man turned 45yrs of age, & he decided 2 celebrate it in a special way. So after havin his brk/fast wit his family in d mornin, he went out of his house on a short journey. When he got 2 a certain place, he saw pple at d newspaper stand and after greetings he asked them. "How old do u think I am?" Some said 35, some said 38, others said 40. Then he replied I am 45yrs.
He entered a nearby eatery and sat beside a young gal, he asked her "How old do u think I am" and her reply was 30. D man said well I am 45yrs. On his way back home, he met an elderly woman at d bus stop and greeted her. As usual he asked her the same question. D woman looked at him and said. As u can see dat am very old, so I cannot tell ur age by just looking at u. There is only one way I will know ur age. If u will allow me 2 put my hand inside and check d weight and size of d man in there, I would b able 2 tell u exactly ur age.
D man looked around and there was no body so he let d woman in 2 do d math’s. D woman grabbed d animal inside d trouser and did as it pleases her. After she’s done wit his manhood she said 2 d man, "U ARE 45YRS" The man shouted "incredible" how did u manage? The old woman replied, “I was behind u at d eatery when u told d young gal dat u were 45yrs. Bye” D woman joined a bus dat just stopped and waved to him.
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