moment of truth

Date: 17-01-2011 3:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.

Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"Alright," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?

Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 17-01-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 11:41 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 18-01-2011 05:48 AM (14 years ago)
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ahaha 73? mehn
Posted: at 18-01-2011 05:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 07:06 AM (14 years ago)
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do u remember dat dis joke has been pb4
73 times?

Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:06 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4444444444444444444444 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 22-01-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-01-2011 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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peeping
Posted: at 22-01-2011 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 22-01-2011 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 pb4 pb4 Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-01-2011 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 22-01-2011 02:56 PM
peeping
is it peeping this time around?
i know u are used to ''running, jumping, flying and passing''
very soon u will start ''cooking, watching, listening etc'' just like u have started peeping Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-01-2011 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nellkiss at 22-01-2011 10:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-01-2011 06:32 PM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 22-01-2011 02:56 PM
peeping
is it peeping this time around?
i know u are used to ''running, jumping, flying and passing''
very soon u will start ''cooking, watching, listening etc'' just like u have started peeping Grin Grin Grin Grin
      Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2011 10:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 10:22 PM (14 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 23-01-2011 10:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 11:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 23-01-2011 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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