LOVE ON MARS !!!

Date: 17-01-2011 3:37 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles.
 
They meet a  Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks  if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make  money, etc.
 
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of making love. 
 
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.
 
The Martian  responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
 
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 
 
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. 
 
"Why?" he  asks. "What's the matter?"
 
"Well," she  replies, "it's  just not long enough to reach me!"
 
"No  problem," he says,  and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.  With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
 
"Well," she says, "that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
 
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
 
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and made mad passionate love.
 
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go  their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any  good?"
 
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful. How about you?"
 
"It was horrible," he replies.  "All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."


Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 17-01-2011 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one bro

Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 17-01-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 17-01-2011 03:43 PM
nice one bro
wow! OMG! yay! no pb4.lol
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 17-01-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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very nice........ lol
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 11:37 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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u have tried Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-01-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-01-2011 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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LOVE ON MARS !!! ....very funny....

Posted: at 22-01-2011 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-01-2011 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 22-01-2011 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 22-01-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 22-01-2011 03:07 PM
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i know say u go like am....... Grin

Posted: at 22-01-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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