SISTER MARY -

Date: 23-01-2011 4:13 am (14 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
- at 23-01-2011 04:13 AM (14 years ago)
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 :-XSunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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PLEASE- NO PB4 Dudes and Dudettes 

Posted: at 23-01-2011 04:13 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- belogh at 23-01-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
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this is good you try self
Posted: at 23-01-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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u try Grin

Posted: at 23-01-2011 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 23-01-2011 07:01 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

kul tho
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 23-01-2011 07:07 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one and not pb4
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 23-01-2011 10:07 PM (14 years ago)
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u know it has been posted b4 and u are still posting it and begging us not to say ''posted b4'' eh?
abegi, posted b4 jare
try again later Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 23-01-2011 10:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 10:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy nice one
Posted: at 23-01-2011 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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