Where is Jesus?

Date: 23-01-2011 5:56 am (14 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out -
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells -
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"


Posted: at 23-01-2011 05:56 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- denoski at 23-01-2011 08:26 AM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 23-01-2011 08:26 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- shinapeters at 23-01-2011 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-01-2011 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nellkiss at 23-01-2011 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 23-01-2011 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 23-01-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abadon at 23-01-2011 06:24 PM (14 years ago)
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funny small
Posted: at 23-01-2011 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xavexdo5 at 23-01-2011 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: felixworld on 23-01-2011 05:56 AM
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out -
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells -
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"


Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
dat ur brain wey de inside ur nyash still dey there?
Posted: at 23-01-2011 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg ask am well well....or maybe dem don relocate the brain Huh?Huh?Huh???//
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 23-01-2011 09:56 PM (14 years ago)
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not in any way funny
try again later Sad Sad

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- coolandrea at 23-01-2011 09:58 PM (14 years ago)
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later*
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-01-2011 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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