CONCEPT OF POLITICS

Date: 26-01-2011 6:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olayinka alabi
- at 26-01-2011 06:02 PM (14 years ago)
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A little boy goes to his dad and ask, "Wat is politics?".Dad says let me explain it dis way:I'm the breadwinner of the family,so let's call me capitalism.Your mom,she's the administrator of the money,so we call her the government.We're here to take care of ur needs,so we call u the people.The nanny,we consider her the working class.And ur baby brother,we call him the future.Now think abt dat and see if it make sense.So d little boy goes to bed thinking abt wat dad had said,latter dat night,he hears his baby brother crying,so he gets up and found dat,the baby has severely soiled his diaper,So he went to his parent's room and find his mother sound asleep.Not wantin to wake her,he goes to the nanny's room.Finding the door locked,he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed wit the nanny.He gives up and goes back to his bed.The next morning,the boy says to his father,"Dad,I think i understand the concept of politics now".The father says"Good of u my son,now tell me in ur own word wat politics is all abt".The little boy replies,While capitalism is screwing the working class,the government is sound asleep,the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.

Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- DaCutest at 26-01-2011 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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brilliant kid
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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posted B4 B4
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4... pardoned cos you're new here...
you try.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 06:33 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 no pardon cos he is a culprit.he committed d sin of pb4.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nellkiss at 26-01-2011 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 06:37 PM (14 years ago)
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sth wey dey hot na im u say cool
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nellkiss at 26-01-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
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ok warm
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Desirewant at 26-01-2011 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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That's typical Naija setting. 
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-01-2011 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-01-2011 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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For wat?
Posted: at 27-01-2011 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 27-01-2011 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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hmnmnm nice
Posted: at 27-01-2011 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 27-01-2011 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 26-01-2011 06:33 PM
pb4 no pardon cos he is a culprit.he committed d sin of pb4.
guy no mind terry oh but it has been posted b4 keep trying you will get there Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2011 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-01-2011 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 27-01-2011 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-01-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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make all of una shut up
Posted: at 28-01-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-01-2011 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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yes ma?
but wetin we do? Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 29-01-2011 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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