10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

Date: 14-11-2008 12:26 pm (16 years ago) | Author: wale salami
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- at 14-11-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago)
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Posted: at 14-11-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- FunkyKing at 14-11-2008 01:43 PM (16 years ago)
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 Nice one. KIU
Posted: at 14-11-2008 01:43 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 14-11-2008 01:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Hehehe...
Posted: at 14-11-2008 01:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 14-11-2008 02:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 14-11-2008 01:52 PM
Hehehe...
if the husband#11 com screw the woman no com fit build up
husband #12 go be bricklayer that wn go build mansion inside becos he nos hw to position the blocks properly
lol
Posted: at 14-11-2008 02:15 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 14-11-2008 02:28 PM (16 years ago)
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lawyers no dey carry last kaka.
Posted: at 14-11-2008 02:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 14-11-2008 02:28 PM
lawyers no dey carry last kaka.
engineers are beta Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 14-11-2008 05:32 PM (16 years ago)
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jboy u na lawer
Posted: at 14-11-2008 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 05:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: amici on 14-11-2008 05:32 PM
jboy u na lawer
na apprentice Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 05:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 14-11-2008 08:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Its not possible....This joke cant be possible i insist...all of them will do me i do you for any country dem dey in the world...
Posted: at 14-11-2008 08:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 09:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 14-11-2008 08:48 PM
Its not possible....This joke cant be possible i insist...all of them will do me i do you for any country dem dey in the world...
wetin dey do you na?
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 14-11-2008 09:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Chei! How u know say wetin dey do me? kai!! you bad oh..Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 09:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 7-06-2009 12:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Wink
Posted: at 7-06-2009 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- byenny at 29-06-2009 07:07 PM (15 years ago)
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nice1. but y a lawyer
Posted: at 29-06-2009 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-06-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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huh???
Posted: at 29-06-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 29-06-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted ............
Posted: at 29-06-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 29-06-2009 08:26 PM (15 years ago)
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He
Posted: at 29-06-2009 08:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temi07 at 30-06-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago)
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definitly getting screwed,lol
Posted: at 30-06-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 30-06-2009 08:34 AM (15 years ago)
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e go reach 20 be that
Posted: at 30-06-2009 08:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted 1milion time
Posted: at 30-06-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kutim456 at 30-06-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago)
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not very funny
Posted: at 30-06-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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