Lie detector

A man bought a lie detecting machine and dcided 2 put it 2 test.

@d dining table, d man askd his son, 'where were u 2 @ skul 2day?' d son said 'waz at skul.' d machine slaped d boy. Den d boy cnfsed 'i was at d movies' den d dad askd wich movie were u watching? D boy said 'toy stories' den d machine slapd d boy d boy said 'ok it was porn!' his dad said 'wen we were ur age we neva watch porn' d machine slapd d dad! His wife den said 'be easy on d boy! He's ur son' den d machine slapd d mum!

Posted: at 12-02-2011 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

you try boy, keep it up.......i laugh and now have stomach problem send me some medicine

Posted: at 14-02-2011 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

if i talk say i laugh the machine fit slap me......so

Posted: at 14-02-2011 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac