Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.
The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they got there Mick unpacks the food and beer and says "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it". Mick gets worried, so he turns to Andy and says "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.
Mick and Andy begged Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.
20 days passed and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT GOING"
Posted: at 16-02-2011 09:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
olooworlay at 16-02-2011 11:06 AM (14 years ago) (m)
u don start again, tortoise dey high?..cul 1
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
which kind of joke is this? so you don't have anything to say, u just westing your time and brain...what story is this tortoise day out? no be say the story sweet self and na E long pass any other story here. i beg you well well, no be like this now!!!!
Posted: at 17-02-2011 03:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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