tortoise day out

Date: 16-02-2011 9:28 am (11 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 16-02-2011 09:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and
sandwiches.
    
 The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they got there Mick unpacks the food and beer and says "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't
bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it". Mick gets worried, so he turns to Andy and says "Did you
bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a
bottle opener.
    
 Mick and Andy begged Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.

20 days passed and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT!......I'M
NOT GOING" Angry  

Posted: at 16-02-2011 09:28 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- olooworlay at 16-02-2011 11:06 AM (11 years ago)
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u don start again, tortoise dey high?..cul 1
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:06 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 11:07 AM (11 years ago)
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 ;)s
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olooworlay at 16-02-2011 11:13 AM (11 years ago)
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wat is ;)s?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:13 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 11:27 AM (11 years ago)
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it means go put on a shirt,
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:27 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 12:40 PM (11 years ago)
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u no see wetin u dey post
after u go dey yab person Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 16-02-2011 12:40 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 16-02-2011 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 16-02-2011 12:57 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 16-02-2011 12:40 PM
u no see wetin u dey post
after u go dey yab person Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
try read am finish,e funny  Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingtonbrown at 16-02-2011 01:41 PM (11 years ago)
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poster, this one no good at-all,,,,,,
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 01:45 PM (11 years ago)
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? really? can u read at all?  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 16-02-2011 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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u try small, i nearly laff.
mayb afta 20 days sha.
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 02:37 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked water don pass garri 4 ur case o
Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 17-02-2011 02:53 AM (11 years ago)
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u try

Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:53 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 17-02-2011 03:35 AM (11 years ago)
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which kind of joke is this? so you don't have anything to say, u just westing your time and brain...what story is this tortoise day out?
no be say the story sweet self and na E long pass any other story here.
i beg you well well, no be like this now!!!!
Posted: at 17-02-2011 03:35 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 17-02-2011 07:35 AM (11 years ago)
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bros which way nah? book u no fit read,come here come read joke na wahala...abi make i post am 4 pidgin?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 07:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 09:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:09 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 16-02-2011 12:40 PM
u no see wetin u dey post
after u go dey yab person Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
try read am finish,e funny  Grin

i com dey cry join Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:47 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 09:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 07:35 AM
bros which way nah? book u no fit read,come here come read joke na wahala...abi make i post am 4 pidgin?

 Grin Grin Grin
post in french

Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:49 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 18-02-2011 09:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 18-02-2011 09:47 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 16-02-2011 01:09 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 16-02-2011 12:40 PM
u no see wetin u dey post
after u go dey yab person Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
try read am finish,e funny  Grin

i com dey cry join Grin
na so e fit u naw  Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 18-02-2011 09:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 18-02-2011 09:49 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 07:35 AM
bros which way nah? book u no fit read,come here come read joke na wahala...abi make i post am 4 pidgin?

 Grin Grin Grin
post in french
na so naw,as the English too complex 4 d guy Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 10:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 18-02-2011 09:55 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 18-02-2011 09:49 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 07:35 AM
bros which way nah? book u no fit read,come here come read joke na wahala...abi make i post am 4 pidgin?

 Grin Grin Grin
post in french
na so naw,as the English too complex 4 d guy Grin

we go buy dictonary for am Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2011 10:17 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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