Heart Attack

Date: 20-02-2011 6:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mazawaje Johnson
- at 20-02-2011 06:48 PM (14 years ago)
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A married fellow gets home
early 4rm work & hears strange
noise coming 4rm d bedroom. He
rushes upstairs to find his wife naked
on d bed sweating & panting. Wat's
...up? He ask. I am having heart attack,
cries d wife . He rushes downstairs
to grab d phone but just as he's
dialing, his 4yrs old son comes up
and says daddy! Daddy! Uncle ted is
hiding in ur closet and he is not
wearing clothes. D man slams d
phone and storms upstairs into d
bedroom pass his screaming wife
and sure enough dia is his brother
totally naked cowering on d closet
floor. U bastard!!! Says d husband.

My wife is having heart attack, and all
u can do is run around d house
naked scaring d kids?

Posted: at 20-02-2011 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- moztayor at 20-02-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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U ar d numba 30 to repost dis joke.. Oya klap 4yaself.
Posted: at 20-02-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

posted b44444444
good try
Posted: at 20-02-2011 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 20-02-2011 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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well i won't say it..............
uh uh.............
no..............
bt..........
ok.............
its PB4
bt still funny
good try!
Posted: at 20-02-2011 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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