not ALL rules can be followed!!!

Date: 22-02-2011 11:18 am (14 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 22-02-2011 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new staff one day and told him to come into her office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,   what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-02-2011 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Abolore05 at 22-02-2011 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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u surprise me big tym
na u dey copy and past again
this one na florish post na
well i no go comment
make i just waka comot>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 22-02-2011 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-02-2011 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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since u don put dis ur undertaker picture, na him u don dey suprise me Tongue
Posted: at 22-02-2011 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-02-2011 12:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 22-02-2011 11:37 AM
since u don put dis ur undertaker picture, na him u don dey suprise me Tongue
Grin Grin Grin
undertaker.... na dead man walking be dat.. Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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.laff if u go laff or cry if u wan cry. make all of una go chop grass...go sidon 4 gutter.rubbish!  Angry..
Posted: at 22-02-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-02-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 22-02-2011 12:46 PM
.laff if u go laff or cry if u wan cry. make all of una go chop grass...go sidon 4 gutter.rubbish!  Angry..
Grin Grin Grin
okay... 12pm don knack... time don reach wey your kolo dey kick-start...  remember take your medicine oo.. Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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b like sey fowl don rape u b4 abi?
Posted: at 22-02-2011 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-02-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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@mrvoue, if u dey vex, go plan with lion Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 22-02-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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i dey wt lion already,na dinosaur i dey find. Angry
Posted: at 22-02-2011 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 22-02-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 22-02-2011 11:23 AM
u surprise me big tym
na u dey copy and past again
this one na florish post na
well i no go comment
make i just waka comot>>>>>>>>>
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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i dey in a hurry,i no get ur time now
Posted: at 22-02-2011 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 22-02-2011 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 22-02-2011 02:31 PM
PB4, SB4, HB4, COB4 SO WHY IS IT HERE?
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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una all dey show ur chewing stick teeth abi?
Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 22-02-2011 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
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ah! na ST soap u take brush?
Posted: at 22-02-2011 03:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 22-02-2011 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 04:17 PM (14 years ago)
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cool joke but post don f*ck mosquito

Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 22-02-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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na mosquito rape am  Grin
Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 22-02-2011 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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mosquito get yash or prick? i wan know .
Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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both but na poster go ansa u well

Posted: at 22-02-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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