There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir...I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so...." Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
HOCKIESS at 25-11-2008 10:41 PM (16 years ago) (m)
ALL THIS YOUR JOOK HEEN YOU THEY WOUND MY MOUTH NU DOUBT CARRY ON NAIJA CHEAT NOT ONLY THAT EM WAN COLLECT CHANGE JOIN GREED GREED GREED
Posted: at 25-11-2008 10:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
donsteady8 at 2-12-2008 12:23 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Estha you try, i print am show my friends here but them no understand our local english so i explain it to them and them say why nigerians in all dey lake that, too greedy i laf my head scatar, Karina i swaer you look very cute, i go dey happy if i go feet see u, i will come over to 9ja for this Dec, Easther more fire, you REZIMERO, why u dey yap others now, u no see say e never eat befor you snap am the picture, you for let am eat first ooh i see, bcos you want laf am na em make u snap am with emty bele abi, lol. one love 9ja, we miss nija so much
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:23 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Estha you try, i print am show my friends here but them no understand our local english so i explain it to them and them say why nigerians in all dey lake that, too greedy i laf my head scatar, Karina i swaer you look very cute, i go dey happy if i go feet see u, i will come over to 9ja for this Dec, Easther more fire, you REZIMERO, why u dey yap others now, u no see say e never eat befor you snap am the picture, you for let am eat first ooh i see, bcos you want laf am na em make u snap am with emty bele abi, lol. one love 9ja, we miss nija so much
donsteady, who i yab?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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