Keep The Damn Egg

Date: 24-02-2011 8:34 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 24-02-2011 08:34 PM (11 years ago)
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A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.

The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Scotsman smiled and said, "You can keep the damn egg!!"


Posted: at 24-02-2011 08:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:11 AM (11 years ago)
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you try well well Scotsman, wot of aboki man?
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:11 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 25-02-2011 11:50 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Shocked
Posted: at 25-02-2011 11:50 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- miyen at 25-02-2011 12:23 PM (11 years ago)
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nice joke, hope he no woud ham for dat plce sha?
Posted: at 25-02-2011 12:23 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:08 PM (11 years ago)
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nice joke, hope he no woud ham for dat plce sha?
e woond am well well...see blood
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-02-2011 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 25-02-2011 01:32 PM (11 years ago)
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where blood?Huh?
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:39 PM (11 years ago)
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where blood?Huh?
u no get eye? see am Tongue
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- miyen at 25-02-2011 01:46 PM (11 years ago)
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e woond am well well... see blood
i be no ask u ooooooo but since u don answer, no problem sha,.,
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:46 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:53 PM (11 years ago)
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e get paticuler person wey dey dey ask question?
i don give u the answer now u write dawn come here the talk.
i know say u go write see blood 4ur exam.
oya thank me  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- miyen at 25-02-2011 02:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 25-02-2011 01:53 PM

e get paticuler person wey dey dey ask question?
i don give u the answer now u write dawn come here the talk.
i know say u go write see blood 4ur exam.
oya thank me  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
[/size][/color] well, e don tey well well, wey i finish schoooooo. but if u fit carry me go back make i go write{ see blood}, no yawa, i go go.
Posted: at 25-02-2011 02:46 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 03:22 PM (11 years ago)
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no, i no wan make u go back since u don finish bcoz na forword ever...but u fit still give am ur junior one make e rite see blood all join sha. Huh?
Posted: at 25-02-2011 03:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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