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Date: 03-03-2011 9:13 am (14 years ago) | Author: adeleke anero nurudeen
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Kyle's dad brought home a robot 1day. The robot has the ability to detect lies and Kyle returned late from school and dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"."Dad, we had extra classes today".The robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted "Now com'n tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Kyle got anoda slap from the robot . "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie "Sex Queen"."Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a hot would slap the person who lied on the face.slap on the face from the robot.Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all he is ur son!!!" The robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a slap

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Posted: at 3-03-2011 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-03-2011 10:09 AM
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