The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man foar this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the cha
Posted: at 11-03-2011 05:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 11-03-2011 06:35 AM (14 years ago) (m)
fear women
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
chicanorose at 11-03-2011 12:18 PM (14 years ago) (f)
yes o............... women no dey carry last!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i no fit ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. if e reach my turn, i go carry wetin pass last........... make i hear say i kill my husband because of on yyeye job. GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUFIAKWA
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
yes o............... women no dey carry last!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i no fit ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. if e reach my turn, i go carry wetin pass last........... make i hear say i kill my husband because of on yyeye job. GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUFIAKWA
that wan na cuz of job, maybe your own go be cuz of cloth and hand bag and na needle you go use
chicanorose at 11-03-2011 12:30 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: emejuru on 11-03-2011 12:22 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 11-03-2011 12:18 PM
yes o............... women no dey carry last!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i no fit ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. if e reach my turn, i go carry wetin pass last........... make i hear say i kill my husband because of on yyeye job. GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUFIAKWA
that wan na cuz of job, maybe your own go be cuz of cloth and hand bag and na needle you go use
anuofia!!!!!!!!!!!! so u don come again abi?? may be na so your woman dey do you
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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