ESCAPED CONVICT

Date: 11-03-2011 11:46 pm (14 years ago) | Author: KENOLIS
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- at 11-03-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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An escaped convict  called "Stephen " broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.  As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,  "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.  Just cooperate with anything he wants.  If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it.  Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!"

i will tell you guys what happens latter Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-03-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- brightossy at 12-03-2011 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Malaria dey worry u.
Posted: at 12-03-2011 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 03:40 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 08:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Malaria dey worry u.

Malaria better pass H.I.V. Grin Grin
you no see small body and big head wey you carry.
you go soon die :'( make i just small stuff 4u now :'(
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 08:11 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4

OK!!! i don hear you Huh? but i never see pb5 or pb6? Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 08:27 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe pb4 no vex
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 08:51 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jdybad at 12-03-2011 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin you no well o
Posted: at 12-03-2011 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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yep
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 12-03-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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stt
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 12-03-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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FUNNY BUT THE HERO AND ADDICTED ON NP SAID PB4 NO VEX
Posted: at 12-03-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-03-2011 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Propellaswaggs at 12-03-2011 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Eya , to me it is PBNow Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:24 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe pb4 no vex
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
see me see wahala Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
vex keyyyyy!!!!!
no be 2day i know say u be kolo Cheesy
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
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chei
PB4 PB44 PB444 PB4444

yep

una two don die for ma hand....2:2 yeasr imprisonment for una Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin you no well o
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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FUNNY BUT THE HERO AND ADDICTED ON NP SAID PB4 NO VEX

who be this one again? you dey lean how to comment abi na wetin? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Eya , to me it is PBNow Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

u wan make i tell them?...i go open your ynash now Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 03:04 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe expired zoke
Posted: at 13-03-2011 03:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 13-03-2011 03:06 AM (14 years ago)
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