Politicians and lies

A bus full of politicians was driving down a country road when der bus ran off d road & crashed in2 a tree in an old farmers field. D cops came out few hours later. They saw d crashed bus and asked d farmer where all d politicians had gone.
d farmer said: " i buried them all in d field at d back."
d police: " were they all dead?"
d farm...er: "well, some of them said dey weren't dead, but you know how politicians lie!"