D ROCK

Date: 18-04-2011 5:10 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Pst Ewharen Elson Okoro
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- at 18-04-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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One day a wrestler named Dwayne Johnson came to a Nigerian church,so the pastor there was preaching,saying,Christ is the rock on which we stand and so you must stand on him,if u want to stand on Christ the rock please come forward,so they all came forward including Dwayne,na sooo two agberos con sight my guy Dwayne, dey con clear am for ground con dey shout pastor!! pastor!! I am standing on D ROCK.

Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Nosle at 18-04-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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y r u always my critic
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Omilim at 18-04-2011 05:36 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha funny
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2011 05:39 PM (14 years ago)
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make the rock catch u eeh
Infact I go tell am  Sad
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-04-2011 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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which one be the rock again!. Sad
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Nosle at 18-04-2011 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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ok, we learn everyday. tnx i understand,more grease to ya elbow too.
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Stephen dat guy don dey vex 4uoo
As he dey feel now he fit throw u dynamite Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2011 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Na God save u now
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Nosle at 18-04-2011 07:15 PM (14 years ago)
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i no dey vex oooo.  Grin
Posted: at 18-04-2011 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- DaCutest at 18-04-2011 07:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Standing on d rock indeed
Posted: at 18-04-2011 07:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-04-2011 10:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Na Grenade he go throw for Stephen oo.. or even vex throw the whole bruno mars to am
Posted: at 18-04-2011 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 18-04-2011 11:09 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 18-04-2011 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 19-04-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 18-04-2011 05:43 PM
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y r u always my critic
ooooooooooooooops
if u look @ my signature u shuld know that im a joker so
don't take offence in what i post
its a way of telling u
more grease to ya elbow
how does it feel to post a topic without any comment

EVERY THING U SEE IN THIS FORUM IS A JOKE
nothing personal
no beef
one love
eat gizzards
cos gizzards dont lie

abegi, make you stop dis yeye gizzard talk jare Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-04-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 19-04-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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no mind stephen he too dey chop lizard ....
Posted: at 19-04-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 19-04-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-04-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 19-04-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
sure?
Posted: at 19-04-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 19-04-2011 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 18-04-2011 05:43 PM
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y r u always my critic
ooooooooooooooops
if u look @ my signature u shuld know that im a joker so
don't take offence in what i post
its a way of telling u
more grease to ya elbow
how does it feel to post a topic without any comment

EVERY THING U SEE IN THIS FORUM IS A JOKE
nothing personal
no beef
one love
eat gizzards
cos gizzards dont lie
Liar!!! I sure say u no just dey joke rather, some Yeye wey u get from emejuru nai dey worry U
Posted: at 19-04-2011 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 19-04-2011 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe funny comments here..ONE LOVE ooooo

@poster...rock on! this na joke forum!
Posted: at 19-04-2011 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 19-04-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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ok .... poster she say make u hit ur head for rock ... that this na joke forum
Posted: at 19-04-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 19-04-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
ok make all of una dey hit una yeye head for stone,
yes na joke forum  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-04-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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