Why?

Date: 08-05-2011 11:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mary Claret
- at 8-05-2011 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life."

The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"[/size]

Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- maryclaret at 8-05-2011 11:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Sorry had to repost this again; didn't post well the first time.
Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 12:04 AM (14 years ago)
very nice joke poster WELDON ,
you 5 much Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 9-05-2011 12:04 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 9-05-2011 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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poster the color you used Sad Sad Sad Sad

good joke
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
lol Angry
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