Forgetful Friends

Date: 08-05-2011 11:40 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mary Claret
- at 8-05-2011 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Three friends (Diane, Wikisoot and Udo), ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld Diane, draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

The 94-year-old Wikisoot, hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"

The 92-year-old Udo, is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her friends. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and she knocks on a cutting wood with her vegetable knife. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 8-05-2011 11:58 PM (14 years ago)
old people joke ,
just passing, i
no read am self. Tongue
Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:58 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 9-05-2011 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
yes pb4
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- beulahokorie at 10-05-2011 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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 Sad always yourlanguage
Posted: at 10-05-2011 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 10-05-2011 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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this one na news...................
Posted: at 10-05-2011 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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