Bad Boi II

Date: 09-05-2011 1:28 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Kolawole Hammed
- at 9-05-2011 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean

"lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parent having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vigina" mean. His parent

explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled "Oh

phyuk!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for thanksgiving dinner. Little

Johnny welcomes them at the door saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and viginas -- we can't wait to phyuk

the turkey!"

Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- at 9-05-2011 01:29 PM (14 years ago)
i do tire for this poster ,
anyway i no read am self Angry
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:29 PM (14 years ago) |
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- hammedkola at 9-05-2011 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  9-05-2011 01:29 PM
i do tire for this poster ,
anyway i no read am self Angry

I no send u make u read ham sef
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beulahokorie at 9-05-2011 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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i do tire for this poster ,
anyway i no read am self Angry


How come u posted your comments if u didnt read the joke
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beulahokorie at 9-05-2011 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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johnny has a very Good retaintive memory, koduzzz to johnny
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femilux at 9-05-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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no be bad boi na bright boi dat wants to learn he should have been told the truth and none wud have happened anyway good post but...............ehmmm ehmmm guy u bad gooo
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 9-05-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
for where?
Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 9-05-2011 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Poster did one is better thou na converted curruption Wink
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 9-05-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jaolab at 9-05-2011 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 9-05-2011 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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nice post
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
Huh Undecided
Posted: at 9-05-2011 07:09 PM (14 years ago) |
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- omoladey at 10-05-2011 10:21 AM (14 years ago)
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u no even remix am well
Posted: at 10-05-2011 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 10-05-2011 10:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: femilux on  9-05-2011 01:48 PM
no be bad boi na bright boi dat wants to learn he should have been told the truth and none wud have happened anyway good post but...............ehmmm ehmmm guy u bad gooo
wetin come carry my name join?
Posted: at 10-05-2011 10:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 10-05-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-05-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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