this is not a joke, e happen korokoro for my two eyez.
una know say xmas don come so people dey look for money by all means,
yesterday as i was on my way back from work, the thing wey i see shock my body well well no be small,
i see where people gather dey shout OLE PRICK! OLE PRICK! OLE PRICK! na so i run go see wetin dey happen.
u fit imagin say one ALHAJI touch one igbo man for em T JUNCTION, na so him thing come disappear. trust igbo man, e come quickly notice say em thing don disappear shape shape na so e start to the beat the ALHAJI, say make him return em thing now or e go kill am for there.
as ALHAJI see say all the whole igbo boyz don gather wan kill him, e come return the the T JUNCTION.
the igbo guy dey yellow(fair in complexion) but the one the alhaji return na black one So people come dey shout "NO BE BLACK NO BE BLACK U MUST RETURN THE FAIR ONE"
na em the ALHAJI come say e pay the guy ONE BILLION NAIRA, the guy say make dem go settle for him house. trust IGBO GUY e fit collect the money oh.
i surprise oh, so e mean say dis man dey carry people T junction(both black and white) i fear oh.
make una dey careful oh especially guyz bcos una thing dey work well well for rutualist oh.
i don talk finish oh, FOR THE BABES MAKE UNA DEY COVER UNA DOUBLE WATERMELON WELL WELL OH OWA DECEMBER DON COME OH
Posted: at 3-12-2008 05:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 3-12-2008 06:36 PM (16 years ago) (m)
kennycynt shey u don cover ur own water melons make sure say u use zinc take cover am o becoz this days cloth no dey too dey help
Posted: at 3-12-2008 06:36 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Kennycynth at 3-12-2008 06:48 PM (16 years ago) (f)
jboy make you too try cover your kini well well bcos as i dey see you so, if them collect ur kini na 0ne 0ne thousand naira note ur kini go dey pour out.
make you know think say na joke oh, cos na sexy guys like u, them dey quick get em kini
Posted: at 3-12-2008 06:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 3-12-2008 07:07 PM (16 years ago) (m)
kennycynt e be like say dem send u comebut tell them say u no see me u hear as e be say na people private part u wan dey use take play this evening, na God go deliver u o, say amen
Posted: at 3-12-2008 07:07 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
kenny wetin be dis? even person wan lie, e still dey look back small. your own na expressway. i shame for you. by the way your watermelon no big reach na
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kennycynth at 4-12-2008 12:38 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: rezimero on 4-12-2008 11:02 AM
kenny wetin be dis? even person wan lie, e still dey look back small. your own na expressway. i shame for you. by the way your watermelon no big reach na
REZI ejoo hang am there oh shooh! wetin be ur own now.
na human being i dey advice no be animal abeg. abi u see DOG or CAT name there. you na only xmas stew or pepper soup dem fit use u for, not money so no fear bcos ur own case different.
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Na watermelon tree she snap d photo or wetin... Bcos me no see anything likse watermelon ooh...LOL
how you and rezi go take see well, when una babe na "Nwanyi Asaba"(Asaba Woman)
Hey... U wan talk sey we dey share one babe??? U no know sey u suppose add s to Babes... And u suppose say Chicks not woman... But mind u sha my babe na queen...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 01:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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