THE BEAUTY OF GETTING OLDER

the memo hard don weak?the brain don old guy you try

Posted: at 7-12-2008 10:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Posted: at 8-12-2008 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list

Posted: at 7-10-2009 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Gud one

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Wetin watever u?

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

No 20

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

weti dey rock here...una no dey watch match

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 08:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

ok....scores nah  1-1 now

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hmmmmmmmmm

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero