AGES OF MAN IN FRUITS ....

Date: 07-12-2008 10:41 pm (16 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 7-12-2008 10:41 PM (16 years ago)
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At 20, a man is like a coconut: so much to offer, so little to give. At 30, he's like a dran: dangerous, but delicious. At 40, he's like a watermelon: big, round and juicy. At 50, he's like satsuma; they come only once every year. At 60, he's like a raisin: dried-out, wrinkled and cheap.

AGES OF WOMAN IN BALLS:
At 18, she's a football: twenty-two men are running after her from all directions. At 28, she's a hockey ball: eight men are panting to get to her. At 38, she's a golf ball: there's only one man after her now. At 48, she's a table-tennis ball: two guys are doing their damnedest to get rid of her.

Posted: at 7-12-2008 10:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 7-12-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago)
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guy.........now u ar talking.........instead of posting xxx rated jokes



thumbs up for ur research....cuz i know it is copy n paste
Posted: at 7-12-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Yup...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 10:45 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  7-12-2008 10:58 PM
guy.........now u ar talking.........instead of posting xxx rated jokes



thumbs up for ur research....cuz i know it is copy n paste
thank you toks. you talk my mind finish
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Toks dey see well well...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 01:12 PM (16 years ago)
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native doctor na Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 5-03-2016 10:07 AM (9 years ago)
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OK poster I don hear dis one
Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:07 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Heeheheh...poster oooo..
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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