1) Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some jerk stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. 2) Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper 3) Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted 4) You're lucky, You had your chance, I tried to fart, And shit my pants! 5) I came here To sit and think. But all I do Is shit and stink, 6) Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls... 7) (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you. (written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand. 9) Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please! 10) Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays! 11) Please do not put cigarette buts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light 12) On a sign for a punk band called the "Spontaneous Thrusters" someone inserted the word butt 13) For a good time put your head in the toilet and flush
Posted: at 10-06-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
solid_solid at 10-06-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 10-06-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
(written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
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