I GET SENSE

Date: 14-12-2008 7:45 pm (16 years ago) | Author: JIndu Okoli
- at 14-12-2008 07:45 PM (16 years ago)
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A certain woman tot her daughter was gettin matured and saw d need of some advise to her. She called her one day and said
Woman: My daughter, see as u don dey big now. Make i tell u sometin. Make u no allow any boy touch u or see ur pant u don hear me sooooooooo

Daughter: Yes mama
So the next day while she was going home 4rm skul she saw an orange tree wit some boys around it but still decided to pluck some oranges.When she got, her mother noticin d oranges in her hand asked where she got it 4rm and she replied
Daughter: Mama na won tree wey i see 4 road.Even sef i see some boys wey dey der.

Woman: how u com pluck am  Huh?

Daughter: Mama i get sense oooh. i comot ma pant so they no go see am.   Angry
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Posted: at 14-12-2008 07:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 14-12-2008 10:49 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


jeeeeezzzzz....this is crazy........its so funnie

Posted: at 14-12-2008 10:49 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- meczytimber at 15-12-2008 02:06 AM (16 years ago)
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its funny it has diff version

Posted: at 15-12-2008 02:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meczytimber at 15-12-2008 02:11 AM (16 years ago)
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its funny it has diff versions

Posted: at 15-12-2008 02:11 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 15-12-2008 03:55 PM (16 years ago)
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thumb up girl u try
although it has been posted b4
Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:55 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 15-12-2008 04:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Funny, keep it up
Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 15-12-2008 04:52 PM (16 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:22 PM (16 years ago)
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omotola has POSTED THIS B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 16-12-2008 12:20 AM (16 years ago)
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really funny nice one.
Posted: at 16-12-2008 12:20 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 16-12-2008 07:06 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin dem come see abeg?
Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 16-12-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-12-2008 08:22 PM
omotola has POSTED THIS B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry


why u dey vex?Huh? no dey vex too much....i for tell you to flog am but she just come new.....even sef she come fine


Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 14-04-2016 07:09 PM (9 years ago)
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I saw tooo
Posted: at 14-04-2016 07:09 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 15-04-2016 05:59 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ;DBe careful, be very very careful,CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Posted: at 15-04-2016 05:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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