Questions That Confuse

Date: 17-12-2008 12:35 am (16 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 12:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can’t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- olachi22 at 17-12-2008 02:24 PM (16 years ago)
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u don kolo
Posted: at 17-12-2008 02:24 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 03:16 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin be this?
this boy don kolo ooooooooo
na joke forum be this no be exams hall! OLODO
Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:16 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-12-2008 04:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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