operating fun

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".

 

Posted: at 9-07-2011 07:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

i don tire oooooooo

Posted: at 10-07-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

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Posted: at 10-07-2011 06:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Stephen, join me in this prayer* any person that confined ur lexical reasoning to only pb4* let him be consumed by boko haram*(beating pigeon on ur head)* any hand that is covering ur tiny brain* let him be kidnapped by militants*(dancing and shouting with ur name)* proclaiming* u are free, amen. *rings my bell*

Posted: at 10-07-2011 07:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

interesting

Posted: at 11-07-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na wa o
 u na politician?

Posted: at 11-07-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Shit.

Posted: at 12-07-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No, for him gf honeypot.

Posted: at 12-07-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

And na u hear ram

Posted: at 12-07-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Go wear ur white garment come

Posted: at 12-07-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac