Guys' Top 5 Breakup Excuses

Date: 16-07-2011 10:13 am (12 years ago) | Author: bibismall
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- at 16-07-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago)
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“I’m just too busy for a relationship.” Almost always BS. If a guy is into you. I mean really into you, he’s MAKING time. He’s FINDING time. He’s making sure that you know that it’s all about you. And he’s making sure you know that he doesn’t want you seeing anyone else but him.  Too busy, huh? Funny…he’s wasn’t too busy to come by for that late night hook up. Or that mid day hook up. Or any kind of hook up. He found time to break headboards but no time to make a commitment.  Too busy? I call BS


“It’s not about you, it’s about me.” Come on, who hasn’t used this one? What he means when he says it’s not about you, he means it’s all about you.  For whatever reason, your time with him has run its course. You stopped floating his boat. And you know what? He probably just saved you a lot of time and heartache by bailing.


“I can’t give you all the things you deserve.” This one is beautiful. Almost poetic. This guy's tortured, lovelorn soul can’t bear the guilt of not being all that someone as amazing as you deserves. He’s making the ultimate sacrifice, walking away from your relationship, to give you the chance at a better life with a guy he thinks would be all that you need and want. BS. That nonsense only happens in Sandra Bullock movies. But it sure makes him sound like a swell guy doesn't it? Making the grand gesture of putting your future first. And it sounds so romantic and generous. The truth? No dude really thinks the next guy is better than him, come on! Even if he DID feel some insecurity or inferiority, he's never going to admit it and walk away from someone he really and truly wants to be with.


"I'm not ready for a relationship." BS. Most women don't know this, but this excuse has been partially redacted. The full, actual, statement is : "I'm not ready for a relationship...with you."  Ohhh yeah. Ever go out with a guy and he tells you that he's not ready for a relationship? Then 4 months later...dude is engaged!  He's ready now.


And finally. This one isn't really an excuse per se. It's more of passive aggressive action. And upon reflection, it's one of those ones that both genders use, but I'm guessing that guys do it more. I call it, "The Fade." You already know what I'm talking about don't you?

"The Fade."

You're going out with someone, things are going well. And then as time goes on phone calls become less frequent. E-mails are short and to the point. Texts grind to a neck-snapping halt. It's suddenly difficult to keep plans because (gasp!) "Something suddenly came up." Eventually communication peters out and you slowly lose touch. No muss no fuss. No explaining. This is just good old fashioned wimping out. Works like a charm. Until that random day where you bump into each other and engage in that awkward exchange where you make plans to catch up that, by this point, neither of you really plans to follow up on.



Posted: at 16-07-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- xena15 at 16-07-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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*taking notes*

Posted: at 16-07-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bibismall at 16-07-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago)
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It's necessary!

Posted: at 16-07-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kebella at 16-07-2011 01:36 PM (12 years ago)
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copied!!

Posted: at 16-07-2011 01:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- diplomatik at 16-07-2011 01:38 PM (12 years ago)
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can 1 of u guys lend me ur notes pls  Cheesy

Posted: at 16-07-2011 01:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 16-07-2011 04:03 PM (12 years ago)
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piece of paper n' pen pls..............

Posted: at 16-07-2011 04:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wandepope at 16-07-2011 09:57 PM (12 years ago)
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hmm...break up lines..i rehearsed for over two weeks to say the right thing..
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Youngstoriez at 16-07-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Downloading......99%
Posted: at 16-07-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 17-07-2011 02:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on 16-07-2011 01:38 PM
can 1 of u guys lend me ur notes pls  Cheesy


hmmm Note? what 4 sweetie ??

Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jessyicehot at 18-07-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago)
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NOTED.. Smiley
Posted: at 18-07-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 18-07-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
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still reading

Posted: at 18-07-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 18-07-2011 01:15 PM (12 years ago)
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made some sense
Posted: at 18-07-2011 01:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 18-07-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Whats does "BS" mean in that write up ?

Posted: at 18-07-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 18-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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it means BullShit  Wink
Posted: at 18-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mercies at 18-07-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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No comment yet maybe later
Posted: at 18-07-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Adikpe at 18-07-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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I will be back!
Posted: at 18-07-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 18-07-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago)
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breaking up is so simple na, i no need lesson fa

Posted: at 18-07-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 19-07-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
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*Breaking up mode activated*
Posted: at 19-07-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 19-07-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 19-07-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 19-07-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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ur baby is looking for yu Tongue

Posted: at 19-07-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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