my wife told me

Date: 16-07-2011 7:28 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ROBERT OMOLADEY SAMUEL
- at 16-07-2011 07:28 PM (12 years ago)
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At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, "I want all the men to form two lines. One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives."

God continued, "I want all the women to ...report to St. Peter."

The women left and the men formed two lines. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending. The line of men who were the true head of their household had one man in it.

God said to the first line, "You men ought to be ashamed or yourselves. I appointed you to be the heads of your households and you were disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed me. Learn from him."

Then God turned to the lone man and asked, "How did you come to be in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here." Grin

Posted: at 16-07-2011 07:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyi32 at 16-07-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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my granny once told me dis joke..... this is really very old Tongue
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rayspeed at 16-07-2011 09:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyi32 on 16-07-2011 09:00 PM
my granny once told me dis joke..... this is really very old Tongue

thats my evrydAY bedtime story, tired of it!
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Innoscent at 16-07-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoscent at 16-07-2011 09:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:49 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoscent at 16-07-2011 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Innoscent on 16-07-2011 09:49 PM
Grin
i'm lafin at u.
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoscent at 16-07-2011 09:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Innoscent on 16-07-2011 09:50 PM
Quote from: Innoscent on 16-07-2011 09:49 PM
Grin
i'm lafin at u.
n nt ur pb4 joke.
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoscent at 16-07-2011 09:58 PM (12 years ago)
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dnt use d name of ur creator in vain
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoscent at 16-07-2011 10:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Innoscent on 16-07-2011 09:58 PM
dnt use d name of ur creator in vain
tek note
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- jeffrey4u at 17-07-2011 12:20 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-07-2011 12:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-07-2011 02:23 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4 honestly
Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 17-07-2011 02:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Innoscent on 16-07-2011 10:07 PM
Quote from: Innoscent on 16-07-2011 09:58 PM
dnt use d name of ur creator in vain
tek note
bia diokpa,shey 'addicted hero' don dey hungry u?bia diokpa,shey 'addicted hero' don dey hungry u?
Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 20-07-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
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lolz Wink
Posted: at 20-07-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signaler at 20-07-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago)
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wahala dey b dat o
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- jeffrey4u at 21-07-2011 12:54 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
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- deguzman at 21-07-2011 05:17 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
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