Finding Jesus

Date: 25-07-2011 7:43 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 25-07-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago)
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A man is stumbling through the bush totally drunk and then he comes upon a Bishop baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the Bishop. The Bishop turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the Bishop grabs him and deeps him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The Bishop, shocked with the answer, deeps him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the Bishop is worried and so he deeps the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs struggling for breath, the Bishop pulls him up. The Bishop asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the Bishop

'Are you sure this is where JESUS fell in?'


Posted: at 25-07-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Alamdia at 25-07-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Maybe you should check in your village river!....
Posted: at 25-07-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 25-07-2011 09:11 PM (13 years ago)
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na so?

Posted: at 25-07-2011 09:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 25-07-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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hehe
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-07-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-07-2011 11:50 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 25-07-2011 11:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 26-07-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 26-07-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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stop using the name of the lord in vain Angry
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 26-07-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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u got no respect for your maker little boy
Posted: at 26-07-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yinkapius at 26-07-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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OH boy u less serious, pls more effort.
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Chiluvsky at 26-07-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Old joke
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adikpe at 26-07-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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So funny  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-07-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 01:16 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha

Posted: at 27-07-2011 01:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- alukoshina98 at 27-07-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago)
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comot dis joke jor next one please
Posted: at 27-07-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 27-07-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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lolxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 27-07-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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