AYODELE

Date: 10-08-2011 8:36 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft
Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates left the room.

Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room.

Ayo says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room.
Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room.

Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “Oga, na wa o!”

Bill Gates “You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more. Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 10-08-2011 08:36 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- williamsstreet at 10-08-2011 08:41 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 10-08-2011 08:41 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 10:58 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4pb4pb4pb4

Posted: at 10-08-2011 10:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 10-08-2011 11:03 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-08-2011 11:03 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2011 02:42 AM (10 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:42 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-08-2011 07:54 AM (10 years ago)
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Dis joke don teey naa

Posted: at 11-08-2011 07:54 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 08:59 AM (10 years ago)
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old joke. 653 years old

Posted: at 11-08-2011 08:59 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 11-08-2011 12:53 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehehe funny one! i just read this na... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 11-08-2011 12:56 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4pb4
Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:56 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 11-08-2011 01:14 PM (10 years ago)
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remixed pb4
Posted: at 11-08-2011 01:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyeozo at 11-08-2011 02:34 PM (10 years ago)
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U try bro Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 11-08-2011 02:38 PM (10 years ago)
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POSTED BEFORE. This one no need shortcut PB4

Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 11-08-2011 03:31 PM (10 years ago)
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i though i comment on this joke b4?
Posted: at 11-08-2011 03:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 11-08-2011 03:36 PM (10 years ago)
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okay

Posted: at 11-08-2011 03:36 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 12-08-2011 01:41 AM (10 years ago)
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oldi
Posted: at 12-08-2011 01:41 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 12-08-2011 09:05 PM (10 years ago)
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Tongue

Posted: at 12-08-2011 09:05 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 13-08-2011 05:15 AM (10 years ago)
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me sef 4lo post dis joke
Posted: at 13-08-2011 05:15 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-08-2011 02:03 AM (10 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 14-08-2011 02:03 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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