No be me!

Date: 08-09-2011 12:10 pm (9 years ago) | Author: famuyiwa oluwatosin raphael
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- at 8-09-2011 12:10 PM (9 years ago)
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A man was traveling on a bus from Lagos to Kano so he felt asleep during the journey;midway their bus was attacked by armed robbers,they robbed everyone   when it was his turn they tried to wake him  but he was still asleep so they decided to rub him and shave his hair without his consent. When he woke up he discovered he had no money on him so put his hand on his head to shout then he discovered that his hair has been shaved so he said  I think say na me thank God no be me....

Posted: at 8-09-2011 12:10 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- kingsleyd at 8-09-2011 12:18 PM (9 years ago)
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jumping across
Posted: at 8-09-2011 12:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tmaxdon at 8-09-2011 12:24 PM (9 years ago)
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No wound ya sef ooo... why u no waka across?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 12:24 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tmaxdon at 8-09-2011 12:40 PM (9 years ago)
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he dey play for ya league na...
Posted: at 8-09-2011 12:40 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 8-09-2011 01:13 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:13 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 8-09-2011 01:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: tmaxdon on  8-09-2011 12:24 PM
No wound ya sef ooo... why u no waka across?
jumping is faster
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:16 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 8-09-2011 01:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on  8-09-2011 01:16 PM
Quote from: tmaxdon on  8-09-2011 12:24 PM
No wound ya sef ooo... why u no waka across?
jumping is faster
Your profile Pix even tell us say u dey jump running @ THE SAME TIME.
No wound sha. because Stephen Patient don too plenty
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:21 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tmaxdon at 8-09-2011 01:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on  8-09-2011 01:16 PM
Quote from: tmaxdon on  8-09-2011 12:24 PM
No wound ya sef ooo... why u no waka across?
jumping is faster

If you jump come land on fire na ur cup of tea be that ooo I don advise you...
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:28 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 8-09-2011 01:33 PM (9 years ago)
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yeye pple dey here
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:33 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tmaxdon at 8-09-2011 01:42 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on  8-09-2011 01:33 PM
yeye pple dey here


hahaha...wetin u come be if u dey call person yeye?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 01:42 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bolaolag at 8-09-2011 03:15 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 8-09-2011 03:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: tmaxdon on  8-09-2011 01:42 PM
Quote from: kingsleyd on  8-09-2011 01:33 PM
yeye pple dey here


hahaha...wetin u come be if u dey call person yeye?

HUHUHUHUHU
Him na President of yeye
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:18 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bolaolag at 8-09-2011 03:27 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:27 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dongazzy at 8-09-2011 07:27 PM (9 years ago)
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mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted: at 8-09-2011 07:27 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- mixbrown at 8-09-2011 07:32 PM (9 years ago)
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stephens patients on rampage Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 8-09-2011 07:32 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 8-09-2011 07:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: tmaxdon on  8-09-2011 12:10 PM
A man was traveling on a bus from Lagos to Kano so he felt asleep during the journey;midway their bus was attacked by armed robbers,they robbed everyone   when it was his turn they tried to wake him  but he was still asleep so they decided to rub him and shave his hair without his consent. When he woke up he discovered he had no money on him so put his hand on his head to shout then he discovered that his hair has been shaved so he said  I think say na me thank God no be me....
felt asleep....interesting, but ur joke make sense...keep it up Cool
Posted: at 8-09-2011 07:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 8-09-2011 07:55 PM (9 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 8-09-2011 07:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 8-09-2011 07:57 PM (9 years ago)
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funni comments
Posted: at 8-09-2011 07:57 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- bolaolag at 8-09-2011 08:00 PM (9 years ago)
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so d man dey happy say hin don turn to gorimapa
Posted: at 8-09-2011 08:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 8-09-2011 08:04 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2011 08:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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