SEE YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE YOU DIE 4 NOTHING

Date: 17-09-2011 6:40 pm (13 years ago) | Author: hakeem
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- at 17-09-2011 06:40 PM (13 years ago)
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A jamaican man was having sex with his girlfriend 4 the first time, the man screamed out and ran to the kitchen. He came back with a glass of water, and threw it in the woman's honeypot. The frightened woman shouted "wat dα hell yuh do dat Fah?" ...the man said "dα honeypot too sweet man mi gwan dilute it,rememba mi diabetic...
you ma doc told me sugar is na gud for ma preety body.

Posted: at 17-09-2011 06:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Ak33m at 17-09-2011 07:20 PM (13 years ago)
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choose dis 1 :'(
 Grin
 Kiss
Posted: at 17-09-2011 07:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-09-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago)
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My joke of the day.. Hahahahahahaha
Posted: at 17-09-2011 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 17-09-2011 07:46 PM (13 years ago)
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b4 nko
Posted: at 17-09-2011 07:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-09-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol wetin him wan dilute? Abi na fruit juice?
Posted: at 17-09-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- johniykon at 17-09-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago)
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ask an again
Posted: at 17-09-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-09-2011 08:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol me tire oh
Posted: at 17-09-2011 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 17-09-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
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jargon
Posted: at 17-09-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-09-2011 11:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 17-09-2011 11:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajayi at 17-09-2011 11:21 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-09-2011 11:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abubakarzain at 18-09-2011 07:11 AM (13 years ago)
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nyc joke
Posted: at 18-09-2011 07:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-09-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-09-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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wata guan my feofle
me na man of God, me no read dis kind
bobonklak stary of juice and wota
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2011 12:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Ak33m on 19-09-2011 12:22 AM
wata guan my feofle
me na man of God, me no read dis kind
bobonklak stary of juice and wota

Hahahahahahaha una no go kill me 4 dis forum oh
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-09-2011 12:31 AM (13 years ago)
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enough space de cemetary yard.
free of charge. FOC
dats if dem killi yhu ooo.
eheen I don tok my own
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2011 12:37 AM (13 years ago)
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ℓ☺ℓ no be u post am?
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-09-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago)
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dats y u re my man
cos u can tok truuuuu
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajayi at 19-09-2011 12:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice joke mallam Keem
 Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:42 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 19-09-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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fanks brov Smiley
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2011 12:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Me no d lie oh
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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