hmm igbo

Date: 20-09-2011 11:35 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 20-09-2011 11:35 PM (12 years ago)
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A BINI MAN
WAS BURYING HIS FATHER AND
INVITED HIS FRIEND FROM FAR AND
WIDE. THERE WERE THE HAUSA
FRIEND, THE IGBO FRIEND AND THE
YORUBA FRIEND. AFTER LOWERING
THE COFFIN THEY STARTED PUTTING
YAMS, RICE, BEANS, GARRI AND MEAT
INTO THE GRAVE. THE HAUSAMAN
WHO IS USED TO THEIR SIMPLE WAY
OF BURYING THE DEAD, ASKED: WHY
DO YOU WASTE SO MUCH FOOD ITEM
THESE HARD TIMES? THE BINIMAN
SMILED AND SAID, ''ACCORDING TO
OUR TRADITION THE DEAD MAN IS
GOING ON A LONG JOURNEY AND
THEREFORE NEEDS ALL THE FOOD
ITEMS. THE HAUSA MAN PUT HIS
HAND IN HIS BABARIGA AND
BROUGHT OUT $500. ''WHEN YOU
FINISH WITH THE FOOD ITEMS, YOU
PURCHASE MORE''. THE YORUBAMAN
ALSO WANTED TO IDENTIFY. HE PUT
HIS HAND INTO HIS AGBADA AND
BROUGHT OUT A NEAT BUNDLE
TOTALLING $500. ''WHEN YOU FINISH
WITH THE HAUSAMAN'S MONEY,
CONTINUE WITH MY OWN'' THE IGBO
MAN WOULD NOT WANT TO BE LEFT
OUT. HE PUT HIS HAND IN THE INNER
POCKET OF HIS WELL-TAILORED
JACKET, BROUGHT OUT A CHEQUE
BOOK, SIGNED A CHEQUE OF $1500,
TORE THE LEAFLET, DROPPED IT INTO
THE GRAVE AND COLLECTED THE
$1000 AS ''CHANGE''
HT OUT A CHEQUE
BOOK, SIGNED A CHEQUE OF $1500,
TORE THE LEAFLET, DROPPED IT INTO
THE GRAVE AND COLLECTED THE
$1000 AS ''CHANGE''

Posted: at 20-09-2011 11:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 20-09-2011 11:50 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 20-09-2011 11:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-09-2011 05:08 AM (12 years ago)
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u try poster but I kno say na u do dat thing
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 21-09-2011 05:16 AM (12 years ago)
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ask ram again
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 21-09-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Igbo kwenu Grin Grin Grin

no be lie!
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 21-09-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago)
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See sense man na.
good joke.
But poster,
wetin igbo people do u sef.
I sure say na u be the igbo man
Still laughing!
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 21-09-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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lolisms
Posted: at 21-09-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 22-09-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajayi at 22-09-2011 01:14 AM (12 years ago)
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I mine still on d floor laughing?
 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-09-2011 01:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 22-09-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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laugh wan comot my boxers oooooooo
Posted: at 22-09-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 22-09-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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typical
Posted: at 22-09-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-09-2011 02:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 23-09-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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igbo kwezooo nu oo
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 23-09-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap  Sad
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wukari at 23-09-2011 02:27 PM (12 years ago)
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waiyoo chikina!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 23-09-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 23-09-2011 10:58 PM (12 years ago)
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4 real
Posted: at 23-09-2011 10:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kurupt419 at 30-10-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Otua....!
Posted: at 30-10-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 30-10-2011 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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