Husband lives on wife's Bosom milk. Why? Because it's delicious

Date: 23-09-2011 1:56 pm (13 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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- at 23-09-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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This is not a JOKE. Man can not live on bread alone. Bosom  milk, maybe. A blogger named Curtis is going to find out, as he embarks on a diet consisting only of his wife's Bosom  milk. Curtis came up with the unique meal plan after the birth of his child nine months ago left his wife with an excess of frozen Bosom  milk. They tried donating their stock but milk bank regulations and shipping fees prevented it. Besides, Curtis actually likes Bosom  milk.

"I see nothing disgusting or wrong with drinking my own species milk (especially that of my wife), it is nothing more than a healthy meal," he writes. He also says it's a handy digestive aid, and is much easier on his stomach than cow's milk. But how does it taste?
"I am really enjoying the milk now and am always surprised how each glass tastes sweetly," writes Curtis on day 3.

Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- xena15 at 23-09-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Hw many times u wan make me vomit dis mrn b4 u go rest???
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 23-09-2011 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 23-09-2011 02:16 PM
Hw many times u wan make me vomit dis mrn b4 u go rest???

Im thirsty for milk too, go and pour them inside bottle for me jor  Cool
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sexweezy at 23-09-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Bosom  Milk  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 23-09-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 1daful at 23-09-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago)
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That guy wan finish him wife.
Posted: at 23-09-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexweezy at 23-09-2011 06:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2011 06:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 24-09-2011 01:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 23-09-2011 02:23 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 23-09-2011 02:16 PM
Hw many times u wan make me vomit dis mrn b4 u go rest???

Im thirsty for milk too, go and pour them inside bottle for me jor  Cool
i go add acid,so dat u go 'Rest',and i'll have some 'Peace'!
Dat's why they call it "Rest In  ....."
fill in d missing words


Posted: at 24-09-2011 01:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 24-09-2011 10:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 24-09-2011 01:53 AM
Quote from: 50scent on 23-09-2011 02:23 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 23-09-2011 02:16 PM
Hw many times u wan make me vomit dis mrn b4 u go rest???
Im thirsty for milk too, go and pour them inside bottle for me jor  Cool
i go add acid,so dat u go 'Rest',and i'll have some 'Peace'!
Dat's why they call it "Rest In  ....."
fill in d missing words


See u, i know u love me and i luv u too, if u will add that acid
u wouldnt have told me guess its just a threat, i luv u more  Kiss
Posted: at 24-09-2011 10:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xena15 at 24-09-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 24-09-2011 10:24 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 24-09-2011 01:53 AM
Quote from: 50scent on 23-09-2011 02:23 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 23-09-2011 02:16 PM
Hw many times u wan make me vomit dis mrn b4 u go rest???
Im thirsty for milk too, go and pour them inside bottle for me jor  Cool
i go add acid,so dat u go 'Rest',and i'll have some 'Peace'!
Dat's why they call it "Rest In  ....."
fill in d missing words


See u, i know u love me and i luv u too, if u will add that acid
u wouldnt have told me guess its just a threat, i luv u more  Kiss
ur own don finish


Posted: at 24-09-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 24-09-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 24-09-2011 02:09 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 24-09-2011 10:24 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 24-09-2011 01:53 AM
Quote from: 50scent on 23-09-2011 02:23 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 23-09-2011 02:16 PM
Hw many times u wan make me vomit dis mrn b4 u go rest???
Im thirsty for milk too, go and pour them inside bottle for me jor  Cool
i go add acid,so dat u go 'Rest',and i'll have some 'Peace'!
Dat's why they call it "Rest In  ....."
fill in d missing words
See u, i know u love me and i luv u too, if u will add that acid
u wouldnt have told me guess its just a threat, i luv u more  Kiss
ur own don finish


the sign of affection
Posted: at 24-09-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 24-09-2011 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
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nothing buh PDS
Posted: at 24-09-2011 07:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 24-09-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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I like sucking the Bosom  but not the milk abeg.  Angry
Posted: at 24-09-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 24-09-2011 08:38 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-09-2011 08:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 24-09-2011 09:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Useless HUSBAND__how on earth can a man decide to live on breas milk
what happened to manufactured milk for human consumption
Posted: at 24-09-2011 09:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 25-09-2011 01:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 1daful on 23-09-2011 06:00 PM
That guy wan finish him wife.
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-09-2011 01:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ILOVEIT at 25-09-2011 02:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 1daful on 23-09-2011 06:00 PM
That guy wan finish him wife.

u sure?
Posted: at 25-09-2011 02:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ekpelove at 25-09-2011 04:26 AM (13 years ago)
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HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE BOTH MAD
Posted: at 25-09-2011 04:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 26-09-2011 09:41 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2011 09:41 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 26-09-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-09-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Poster u mean say d man na sucklicant??
Posted: at 26-09-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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