So he presses the first one labeled P. and gets his butt powdered. He thinks that felt pretty nice.
Then he looks at the second one labeled B. and a nice lofty breeze come in the bowl. He thinks wow why can't the guys have these.
Then he see the third one labeled A.T.R. and thinks the others were nice I will press this one. He presses it and blacks out.
He wakes up and finds himself in the hospital and asks the nurse "what happened?"
The nurse is like "are you the guy from the plane?'
Dumbfounded the guy is like "yeah"
Nurse "the one in the women’s bathroom?'
Guy "yeah"
"You pressed that button that was labeled A.T.R."
"Yeah"
"Do you know what that means?"
"No"
"It means AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, your penis is in the cooler."
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