Disarming the Guard

Date: 05-11-2011 12:17 am (13 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
- at 5-11-2011 12:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Lem: ''I got fired from my job as a bank guard.''
Clem: ''That's awful. What happened?''

Lem: ''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.''

Clem: ''What did thief do then?''

Lem: ''He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!''

Posted: at 5-11-2011 12:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- babyleslie at 5-11-2011 12:31 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-11-2011 12:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-11-2011 09:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Make i go pack my pikin sheet i dey come
Posted: at 5-11-2011 09:10 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- all_d_audible at 5-11-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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pack am now or never! Angry
Posted: at 5-11-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 5-11-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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yes! run and never come back   ; Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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yh i dey go
Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 6-11-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 6-11-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- all_d_audible at 6-11-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Stephen you want to vomit?
Posted: at 6-11-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 6-11-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 6-11-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-11-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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this babe self  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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