toytitude and prostitude

Date: 12-11-2011 1:24 pm (13 years ago) | Author: kuteprince okoagu
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- at 12-11-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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There was this couple that was
married for 20 years, and every
time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off
the lights. Well, after 20 years the
wife felt this was stupid. She
figured she would break him out
of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in
the middle of a romantic session,
she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her
husband was holding a battery
operated pleasure devise. She got
extremely upset. "You impotent
bastard!" she screamed at him,
"how could you be lying to me all
of these years? You better explain
yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in
the eyes and says calmly, "I'll
explain the toy if you explain the
kids." coz they already had 4 kids... . . . .

Posted: at 12-11-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- kuteprince15 at 12-11-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 12-11-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kuteprince15 at 12-11-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
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na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 12-11-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kuteprince15 at 12-11-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
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na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 12-11-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kuteprince15 at 12-11-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 12-11-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Hehehe na u post na u still comment for dis ur old skul joke
Posted: at 12-11-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Hehehe na u post na u still comment for dis ur old skul joke
Posted: at 12-11-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- babyleslie at 12-11-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 12-11-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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pb44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
Posted: at 12-11-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 12-11-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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make i no talk how many times i have read this Sad Sad
Posted: at 12-11-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 12-11-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 12-11-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-11-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 12-11-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 12-11-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 12-11-2011 09:27 PM (13 years ago)
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let me count how many times I've read this
Posted: at 12-11-2011 09:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 12-11-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 12-11-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 13-11-2011 02:38 AM (13 years ago)
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make una encourage d guy na
Posted: at 13-11-2011 02:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 13-11-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-11-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kuteprince15 at 13-11-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago)
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tombo
Posted: at 13-11-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kuteprince15 at 13-11-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago)
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tombo
Posted: at 13-11-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 14-11-2011 02:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kuteprince15 on 12-11-2011 01:59 PM
na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
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Quote from: kuteprince15 on 12-11-2011 01:59 PM
na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
2
Quote from: kuteprince15 on 12-11-2011 02:00 PM
na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
3
Quote from: kuteprince15 on 12-11-2011 02:02 PM
na draw draw sha. Hahahahahahahahaha
4
Quote from: kuteprince15 on 13-11-2011 08:19 PM
tombo
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Quote from: kuteprince15 on 13-11-2011 08:20 PM
tombo
6. Wetin? Yhu just dey learn how to stammer?
Posted: at 14-11-2011 02:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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