CUSTOMER: na wa oh! Person go dey call una on top him money na nonsense music una go dey carry person play,abi una think say na flash i dey flash since?
CUSTOMER SERVICE: thanks for calling customer service.my name is kingsley.how may i help you?
CUSTOMER:help who? If i tell you my problem una go fit help me? Na una get problem yet na una go dey ask person him own problem.for the past three days now,network no dey my phone.i no fit send text,call out or even browse.shey na by force to give the whole nigeria free browsing? Una carry the browsing wey people pay for give people wey no pay still yet na promo una claim say dey happen.which kind be that?
CUSTOMER SERVICE:we apologize for any inconveniences sir.what's your name and where are you calling from?
CUSTOMER: na thunder go disvirgin all una mouth.na my name go solve the problem? Abi craze dey play draft with ur head? I say i collect number frm one fine girl since on friday reach today,i never call am! And i wan carry am comot dis saturday the 19th go for ELEGUSHI BEACH,lekki.as i dey talk so i never fit call am.make una no fall ma hand make devil no fall una hand too oh! Make una find somethg do nah nah nah!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Posted: at 15-11-2011 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Skypon2002 at 15-11-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 15-11-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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