principal

Date: 23-11-2011 2:19 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
- at 23-11-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

 "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

 "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

 "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

 "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"

 "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

 "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

 "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

Posted: at 23-11-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- funsho85 at 23-11-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 23-11-2011 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 24-11-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-11-2011 09:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 24-11-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-11-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-11-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Waitin
Posted: at 25-11-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 25-11-2011 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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u mean wetin or u dey wait or u be waiter???////////////////
Posted: at 25-11-2011 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-11-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Non of the above
Posted: at 25-11-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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