Ladies ,If you could have a penis for a day...... (Page 3)

Date: 02-01-2012 11:46 am (13 years ago) | Author: Onyinyechi Miracle
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- dirtykid at 3-01-2012 10:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bittersweet on  3-01-2012 11:56 AM
God forbid!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(with full speed!!)




Hehehe  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 3-01-2012 10:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 3-01-2012 11:30 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? God forbid!!!!! i do not even want think of it self. 
Posted: at 3-01-2012 11:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ILOVEIT at 4-01-2012 12:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mimibaby_5 on  3-01-2012 11:30 PM
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? God forbid!!!!! i do not even want think of it self. 

u sure? just give it a second thought  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- truenaija2 at 4-01-2012 12:13 AM (13 years ago)
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i dont need a joystick , for what nah , noooo i enjoy being a girl with lotas of benefit attached , i wont give up for any joystick in the world Grin Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ILOVEIT at 4-01-2012 12:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on  4-01-2012 12:13 AM
i dont need a joystick , for what nah , noooo i enjoy being a girl with lotas of benefit attached ,i wont give up for any penis in the world  Grin Grin Cheesy

u sure? what about a designer elephant trunk size of penis?  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- truenaija2 at 4-01-2012 12:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on  4-01-2012 12:29 AM
u sure? what about a designer elephant trunk size of penis?  Roll Eyes

when i can get , why should i wish for it  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy, i dont need it nah , can u imagine the benefits of being a girl , it is uncountable oo Grin abeg i like dis position wey i dey Cheesy Cheesy,
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ILOVEIT at 4-01-2012 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on  4-01-2012 12:36 AM
when i can get , why should i wish for it  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy, i dont need it nah , can u imagine the benefits of being a girl , it is uncountable oo Grin abeg i like dis position wey i dey Cheesy Cheesy,

which position? u mean reverse cowgirl,scissors or doggy position?

just asking..grinn
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- fjoeaug at 4-01-2012 12:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Ajento on  3-01-2012 03:53 AM
You are the second lady now saying something about doing the helicopter, pls if you don't mind how is this helicopter thing done? Just curious!
i will go for training for it.............maybe from u Grin Grin
u teach me how to use it ,how to pack it when am walking or i figure it out.
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Explorer360 at 4-01-2012 12:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on  4-01-2012 12:44 AM
which position? u mean reverse cowgirl,scissors or doggy position?

just asking..grinn
e be lyk say d guy dey use all d positions on her now
Posted: at 4-01-2012 12:58 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ZION7ZION at 4-01-2012 01:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on  2-01-2012 11:46 AM
What would you do with it? Jerk off? Have sex with as many girls you could? Just stare at it?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

This question was asked in a lady's forum and you could not immagine rhe resposes gotten  Tongue Tongue Tongue

here are some of the respones :

*I'd probably stare at it for a while and just poke it to make sure that it was actually there and then probably spend the rest of the day masterbating lol

*Play with it - because apparently that's what you're supposed to do with one...lol

*Oh oh oh! I'd stand naked in front of the mirror and flap it back and forth!

* I would have my hand down my pants all day, play with my morning wood/jack off, do that nasty dance that my hubby does sometimes with it LOL.. do my hubby in the butt because I can LOL.. then play with it somemore.. pee outside because I know it won't run down my leg.. ahh the possiblities are endless

i can clearly see the effect of ASSU strike
Posted: at 4-01-2012 01:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ZION7ZION at 4-01-2012 01:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Alot of young ladies are out there using their brains to think how to set up their own business,how to invent something new ,somebody is in NP asking stupid senseless question about having penis, is a pity Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 4-01-2012 01:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ajento at 4-01-2012 03:23 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ZION7ZION on  4-01-2012 01:38 AM
Alot of young ladies are out there using their brains to think how to set up their own business,how to invent something new ,somebody is in NP asking stupid senseless question about having penis, is a pity Sad Sad Sad


Kaii, bros, take am easy now. NP is about everything oh! At least if the topic is no good to you, it should be good enough for bad example abi? We know say u be jackie for brute strenght and brain. Remember say all work and no play makes jack a lazy or foolish boy. Abeg laf small na new year be this oh!



Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blancogirl at 4-01-2012 03:45 AM (13 years ago)
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1. I would go fcuk
2. I would go fcuk
3. I would get a BJ
4. FCUK! LMAO
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:45 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- missattitude at 4-01-2012 04:23 AM (13 years ago)
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<,'\/ I laugh dance Windeck.well,being a gal has a lot of advantages,nd am proud of being 1 nd i dnt see any reason y i shuld wish i had a dick.d ish abt d weda is d female or male dat enjoy sex d more,according 2 statistics 50% of female dnt enjoy sex dey just do it 2 please their partner,but all guys enjoy sex.
Posted: at 4-01-2012 04:23 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- malvin2525 at 4-01-2012 04:36 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 4-01-2012 04:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ecto at 4-01-2012 04:43 AM (13 years ago)
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IF I WERE A GIRL WITH A....FOR A Day,  I will .................

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Posted: at 4-01-2012 04:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-01-2012 05:45 AM (13 years ago)
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interesting...... Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2012 05:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maxitwirl at 4-01-2012 06:17 AM (13 years ago)
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you all say that you ll be doing crazy things ,then why u go mad when we do them.he he.....run what u get baby....
Posted: at 4-01-2012 06:17 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- proly at 4-01-2012 06:25 AM (13 years ago)
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ups nd down bla bla bla bla bla bla
Posted: at 4-01-2012 06:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- funshybaba at 4-01-2012 08:34 AM (13 years ago)
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I can imagine, most chicks wanna f...k with there one day dick. That looks like revenge to me.
Posted: at 4-01-2012 08:34 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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