Jonzing Boy

Date: 07-01-2012 2:07 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaac ayodele
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- at 7-01-2012 02:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Teacher: What's wrong?
Johnny: Our house is very
small, Me, my mum and my
dad all sleep in the same
bed. Every night my dad
askd if i'm sleeping, i say No then he slaps my face &
gives me a Black eye.
Teacher:2nyt wen ur dad
askd, kept dead quite, dnt
answer. The following moni
johnny teacher sees him with a severe swellin on his
face. ... Teacher: My
goodness why the
swelling? johnny: Dad askd
me again if i was sleeping.....
I shut up nd kept dead still. Then my dad & my mum
started moving, u know,
Mum was breathing heavy,
kicking her legs up and
making moaning noises.
Then my dad askd my mum,''R u cumin?'' Mum
said, Yes i'm cumin, r u
cumin too?'' Dad answered:
''Yes''. They don't usually go
anywhere witout me so i
said wait for me, i'm coming too.....lolz Av a nice
weekend peeps!!!

Posted: at 7-01-2012 02:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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b4
Posted: at 7-01-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Luvnprince at 7-01-2012 05:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-01-2012 03:03 PM
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@skypon i luv dz ya pic o
@stephen oooose!
Posted: at 7-01-2012 05:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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u like the head abi?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
com make i giv u small nodding  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-01-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 06:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2012 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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i no hold dagger oo
Posted: at 7-01-2012 06:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 7-01-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago)
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u try pass stephen Grin
Posted: at 7-01-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Luvnprince at 7-01-2012 09:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  7-01-2012 07:06 PM
u try pass stephen Grin
oooooose jare River9ija
@ oga Skypon,kum knod me bt rememba say i wie Helmet sha.
Posted: at 7-01-2012 09:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mimibaby_5 at 7-01-2012 09:40 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 1 million tyms
Posted: at 7-01-2012 09:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Luvnprince at 7-01-2012 10:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: mimibaby_5 on  7-01-2012 09:40 PM
pb4 1 million tyms
@mimibaby watz pb4 1 mil tyms,plz brk it dwn.
Posted: at 7-01-2012 10:15 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  7-01-2012 07:06 PM
u try pass stephen Grin

shebi i try?  Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:37 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-01-2012 07:18 PM
u want make we continue the fight wey we stop river shey

i no dey ooooo
i still like ma head  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Luvnprince on  7-01-2012 09:31 PM
oooooose jare River9ija
@ oga Skypon,kum knod me bt rememba say i wie Helmet sha.
Shocked Shocked Shocked
dem no dey wear helmet for hia ooo
Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 07:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Luvnprince on  7-01-2012 10:15 PM
@mimibaby watz pb4 1 mil tyms,plz brk it dwn.

u no get naijapals dictionary?
Posted: at 8-01-2012 07:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Luvnprince at 8-01-2012 04:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  8-01-2012 07:39 AM
u no get naijapals dictionary?
@ skypon,i doznt av o,kn u hlp muah?
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- Luvnprince at 8-01-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  8-01-2012 07:37 AM
shebi i try?  Grin Grin
Skypon na me steva say try o,no swalow ma star jor oh
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 04:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Luvnprince on  8-01-2012 04:02 PM
@ skypon,i doznt av o,kn u hlp muah?

oya if u want to have it
i will giv u one nodding first  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-01-2012 04:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Luvnprince on  8-01-2012 04:05 PM
Skypon na me steva say try o,no swalow ma star jor oh

taaaaah! na me him dey tell joor  Angry Angry
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- Luvnprince at 9-01-2012 07:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  8-01-2012 04:46 PM
oya if u want to have it
i will giv u one nodding first  Cheesy Cheesy
owk,nodd oh,bt d helmet dey kampe o
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- Luvnprince at 9-01-2012 07:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  8-01-2012 04:47 PM
taaaaah! na me him dey tell joor  Angry Angry
Grin
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