The Tortoise

Date: 15-01-2012 11:57 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Randall Osayuwamen Asemota
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Tortoise, mike, andy and roy decide to go on a picnic. So mike packs d picnic bucket wit beers and sandwiches. The trouble is d picnic site is 10 miles away so it took them ten days to get there. Wen they got there mike  unpack the food and says 'ok roy,give me the bottle opener'. 'I dint bring it' says roy! 'I tot u parked it?' Mike gets worried,so he turns to andy and says 'did u bring the bottle opener'. Naturally andy dint bring it. So they are stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mike and Andy begged Roy to go back for it,but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After 2hrs,and after they have sworn on their tortoise life that they would not eat the sandwiches,he finally agrees. So roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and mike and andy are starving. But a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back,but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer. So they take a sandwich each,and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops from behind a rock and shouts ' I KNEW IT....................AM NOT GOING'=)) Cheesy  Grin

Posted: at 15-01-2012 11:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 16-01-2012 12:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 16-01-2012 12:04 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- thom at 16-01-2012 06:45 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-01-2012 06:45 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mimibaby_5 at 16-01-2012 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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copy cat  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-01-2012 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 16-01-2012 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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