bernardp at 18-01-2012 01:04 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A prisoner escaped from jail. He broke into a house around the corner on Elgin St and finds a young couple in bed.
He gets the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair, ties the woman to the bed and gets on top of her. kisses her on the neck , then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife; " Listen , this guy looks dangerous! He's probably spent a lot of time in prison and has not seen a woman in a long time. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. If he gets angry , he may kill us. Be strong honey. I love you.
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Posted: at 18-01-2012 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
rakelly at 18-01-2012 01:18 PM (13 years ago) (f)
pb4. moderator pls lock this
Posted: at 18-01-2012 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply queenrukky at 18-01-2012 01:20 PM (13 years ago) (f)
ok
Posted: at 18-01-2012 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Monsol at 18-01-2012 01:25 PM (13 years ago) (m)
As old as Metuselah!
Posted: at 18-01-2012 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply queenrukky at 18-01-2012 02:19 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 18-01-2012 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 18-01-2012 11:07 PM (13 years ago) (m)
b4
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 18-01-2012 11:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply queenrukky at 19-01-2012 07:57 PM (13 years ago) (f)
me 2
Posted: at 19-01-2012 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply queenrukky at 19-01-2012 08:07 PM (13 years ago) (f)
i go follow u
Posted: at 19-01-2012 08:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 19-01-2012 10:13 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i don tire
how many rounds u go?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 19-01-2012 10:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 19-01-2012 10:13 PM (13 years ago) (m)
me 2
u too?
how many rounds him giv u?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 19-01-2012 10:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 19-01-2012 10:14 PM (13 years ago) (m)
so i go just ignore am
no need to ignore
just continue until u
cum come
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 19-01-2012 10:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 19-01-2012 10:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i go follow u
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 19-01-2012 10:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 12:21 AM (13 years ago) (f)
even me post am sef
Posted: at 20-01-2012 12:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-01-2012 12:37 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-01-2012 12:37 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply zeigbo at 20-01-2012 01:34 AM (13 years ago) (m)
even me post am sef
copy copy no good
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-01-2012 01:34 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-01-2012 01:44 AM (13 years ago) (m)
tell ram
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-01-2012 01:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply zeigbo at 20-01-2012 02:04 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-01-2012 02:04 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-01-2012 02:44 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-01-2012 02:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply queenrukky at 20-01-2012 02:28 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 20-01-2012 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 21-01-2012 01:15 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 21-01-2012 01:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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