TEACHER: 'name 1 animal that is found in the desert.' STUDENT: 'A camel,' TEACHER: 'good, name another animal' STUDENT: Another camel.
An overweight blonde consultedher doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor’s advice and after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she ‘d indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question, “How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”
Some soldiers arrested a man for an offence and asked him to carry 1,000 blocks dat were kept there to the other side of the road as his punishment.
The man had moved over 900 blocks when he saw the soldier's boss and quickly recognised him as he's ex class mate.
He called the senior officer's name and briefly explained everything to him. The snr officer was mad and shouted at the soldiers " this man is ma friend!!! U shouldn't have punished him like that!!!".
He then apologised to the man and said "Oya, return the blocks and go"
Fatima Aliyu Yakubu
A guy wnt 2 visit his gal
family 4rm a vry rich family.
D MAID approached him and
asked. MAID: What would u
lyk 2 hav, fruit juice,
... yoghurt, tea, chocolate,
cappuccino, frappuccino or
coffee? THE GUY: Tea pls,
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indiana
tea, herbal tea, kericho gold
tea, bush tea or green tea?
THE GUY: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: How do u want it,
black or white? THE GUY:
White. MAID: Milk or fresh
cream? THE GUY: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or Cow
milk. THE GUY: Cow's milk
pls. MAID: Freezeland cow
or Africana cow? THE GUY:
Umm letme go with the
freezeland cow. MAID:
Would u lyk it with
sweetner, sugar or honey?
THE GUY: Sugar. MAID: Bee
sugar or cane sugar? THE
GUY: Cane sugar. MAID:
White, brown or yellow
sugar? THE GUY: Abeg 4get
about the tea, just gve me a
glass of water. MAID:
Mineral, tap or distilled? THE
GUY: Mineral. MAID:
Flavored or non flavored?
THE GUY: Infact get me an
empty glass! MAID: Do u
want tumbler, wine glass,
champagne, flute or beer
mug? THE GUY: Abeg free
me, i go swallow my spit.
Wink
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