COME SEE CONTROL

Date: 20-01-2012 5:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 20-01-2012 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Three mates are down the pub. STEPHEN and ZEIGBO are arguing about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third bloke,SKYPON, says nothing.

 After a while,STEPHEN turns to SKYPON and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control have you got?"

 "I'll tell you,"SKYPON replies. "Just the other night my MADAM(i no kall person name o) came crawling to me on her hands and knees."

 The other two were absolutely amazed. "What happened then?",zeigbo asked.

 "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!!!".

Posted: at 20-01-2012 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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OK NA
Posted: at 20-01-2012 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 20-01-2012 05:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-01-2012 05:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Mukah on 20-01-2012 05:46 PM
**Boring** Next!!!!
no let me tell u word...
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 06:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 20-01-2012 06:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-01-2012 05:42 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
i no even see this post

nam be say u never take ur weewee (weed) (igbooooooo
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
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na u dey supply am?
Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2012 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Undecided Undecided Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 20-01-2012 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2012 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg who be dis newbee way dey worry my queen i go soon tear am slap Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-01-2012 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Mukah on 21-01-2012 10:41 AM
  hahaha....see wetin girl don use una head do.....So u wan tear me slap because of girl abi.....come slap na....mtcheww....unwise fellow!!!
silence is d best ansa given to FOOLS lyk u
Posted: at 21-01-2012 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 20-01-2012 09:14 PM
Abeg who be dis newbee way dey worry my queen i go soon tear am slap Angry Angry
dnt mind him,he is hear 2 tear d joke forum apart,his plan wnt work
Posted: at 21-01-2012 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 21-01-2012 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-01-2012 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Remixed
Posted: at 21-01-2012 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 21-01-2012 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-01-2012 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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i cant see the joke here
Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 06:59 PM (13 years ago)
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mtchewwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted: at 23-01-2012 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 24-01-2012 10:04 AM (13 years ago)
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*yawning*

Posted: at 24-01-2012 10:04 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 27-01-2012 02:34 PM (13 years ago)
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sleeping
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 27-01-2012 02:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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