Salary theorem: Solve for Momey

Date: 26-01-2012 5:29 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Bakare Rasheed
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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

 This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

 1. Knowledge is Power.
 2. Time is Money.

 As every engineer knows:
 Power = Work / Time

 Since:
 Knowledge = Power
 Time = Money

 It follows that:
 Knowledge = Work/Money.

 Solving for Money, we get:
 Money = Work / Knowledge.

 Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

 Conclusion:
 The less you know,the more you make.

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