warri suicide

Date: 21-02-2012 9:32 pm (13 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 21-02-2012 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
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A Warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son
trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation
ensued:
Tenant: Rukewe!.Wetin you de do so?
Rukewe: I dey try commit suicide, as papa de always
complain say my life dey worthless!
Tenant: Dat 1 no good now. But why you come tie de
rope for your waist?
Rukewe: Bros, no be small tin o!, I bin tie de rope for
neck, I NEARLY DIE!!!!

Posted: at 21-02-2012 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- gmoney1 at 22-02-2012 05:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice joke keep it up Cheesy
Posted: at 22-02-2012 05:37 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 22-02-2012 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Tanx
Posted: at 22-02-2012 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Akanjohn at 22-02-2012 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin og God eh you no kill person with laugh
Posted: at 22-02-2012 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 27-07-2012 09:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks dear
Posted: at 27-07-2012 09:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- inad at 27-07-2012 09:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahahahah this boy easy i nearly die of laugh
Posted: at 27-07-2012 09:35 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 27-07-2012 09:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 27-07-2012 09:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 02:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye people waitin funny for dis copy n paste huh Sad
Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 2-08-2012 12:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Enemy of progress
Posted: at 2-08-2012 12:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 2-08-2012 08:13 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-08-2012 08:13 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-08-2012 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Thanks to u ma repented enemy
Posted: at 2-08-2012 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 2-08-2012 11:56 AM (12 years ago)
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if i laff 4 dis 1 mean say i dey craze
Posted: at 2-08-2012 11:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-08-2012 10:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Beta 4 u craze man
Posted: at 2-08-2012 10:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 10:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 3-08-2012 10:33 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  2-08-2012 12:37 AM
Enemy of progress
Posted: at 3-08-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  2-08-2012 12:37 AM
Enemy of progress
Tongue
Posted: at 3-08-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Isi beans
Posted: at 3-08-2012 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 3-08-2012 01:10 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 3-08-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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i dey craze wetin i con do hia for this crazy yoke from craaaaaaaaaaaaaaa madam
Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 02:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Na crazy de worry u dats y u miss road come hia
Posted: at 3-08-2012 02:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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